falsesclera (falsesclera) wrote,

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OH, and PS...the funniest thing EVER happened today in math.  Really, EVER.  Like I kid you not, this is the funniest thing that I have heard in a REALLY REALLY REALLY LONG TIME.

Random student: "Mr. Stutz, what'd you get your wife for Valentines day?"
now wait for it, wait for it...

Mr. Stutz : "I got her pregnant, does that count?" 

AHHHH IT WAS SO FUNNY!  I pretty much almost peed my pants and every time I think about it it just makes me laugh more.  Seriously...I cannot even explain the hilarity. 
Tags: my stutzle

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